Jack Lord in heav'n. On channel seven.
Tikis wear nothing but hula,
Saintly team hums eternal theme,
As angels flash plenty of moola.

Oh Lord, serene on seventies screen,
Cod Hawaii, everlasting,
Many a night of island delight,
Brylcreemed king of typecasting.

He stands proud in aloha shroud,
Lei in hand — high five-o!
We love you, Jack, you had our back,
Book him in, St Danno.